(OPINION) – Beware, for crime is about to spike, according to my calculations.
The inciting incident will begin hitting bank accounts shortly after midnight tonight, and can be expected to begin spilling into the streets by 1:30am.
Street fights and flailers are to be expected over the next week.
Have you cell phones charged, and ready to capture the events on camera. Our email is email@example.com
We can expect the climax to last all weekend, tapering off into mid week.
To those of you whom spend your child tax on your home, and not use it to party, we appreciate you.
Stay safe REAL Concerned Citizens.