SERIOUS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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(OPINION) โ€“ย Beware, for crime is about to spike, according to my calculations.

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The inciting incident will begin hitting bank accounts shortly after midnight tonight, and can be expected to begin spilling into the streets by 1:30am.

Street fights and flailers are to be expected over the next week.

Have you cell phones charged, and ready to capture the events on camera. Our email is contactus@trcctb.com

We can expect the climax to last all weekend, tapering off into mid week.

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To those of you whom spend your child tax on your home, and not use it to party, we appreciate you.

Stay safe REAL Concerned Citizens.

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6 Replies to “SERIOUS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT”

    1. I think you have that backwards. Its you that’s ignorant if you don’t wish to see the correlation that occurs when such things happen.

      Perhaps you meant to say “rude” and not “ignorant”. The words are not interchangeable.

  1. Thatโ€™s god damn gospel right there Mr P.
    When people learn to act civilized when they get a couple hundred bucks, society becomes a better place.
    Think of all the things you could buy to make the people around you have better lives – such as the children you are receiving money for.

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