(THUNDER BAY, ON) – The last thing anyone expects to wake up to see in their own home is two naked intruders getting jiggy wit it in their living room.
But that is just what one REAL Concerned Citizen experienced this morning as they woke up to their dogs barking around 6:00 am. This incident occurred in the James and Walsh area.
“It’s 6 am and my dogs start barking. I figured they had to go pee so downstairs I went to let them outside.” our source tells us, who is a young blonde woman.
“When I got to the bottom of the stairs, there were 2 people approximately 30 years old, undressed and making out on my couch. I yelled so loud to get the f*** out of my house, they both grabbed their clothes and ran down the back lane.” the woman explains to us that she believes they could have come in through an unlocked window, as the door showed no sign of forced entry.
“I had my granddaughter sleeping in her bed. This could of been a really bad outcome. Waaaay too close for my comfort. I’m pretty sure I’m still in shock.”
The male is described as being Caucasian and having shoulder-length greasy dark hair, with a very deep voice and standing at 6-foot tall. The Caucasian female had blonde hair and stood about 5-foot tall. Both suspects are suspected to have been intoxicated on either drugs and/or alcohol.
If anyone has any information about the identity of these nude, rude, intruders, please email that info to firstname.lastname@example.org