Attempted HEIST at the DaVinci Centre, safe almost stolen

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(THUNDER BAY, ON) โ€“ย THIEVES TRY TO MAKE OFF WITH SAFE BUT BLOW OUT A TIRE.

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NO MEDIA RELEASE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS AT TBPS REGARDING THIS CRIME.

Some time during the cold early morning hours today Thursday January 31,2019, a break and enter occurred at the DaVinci Center located at 340 Waterloo Street South.

The thieves tried to make off with the safe on a dolly cart but blew out a tire outside the Center.

It is not known what else was taken during this crime because the incredibly lazy Director of Communications at TBPS hasnโ€™t told the public.

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It is not known if the Director is busy receiving soy enemas today.

Local taxpayer subsidized media is aware of this crime but seems to be refusing to publicize it until they receive authorization from the Director.

Our hardworking TBPS Officers were on the scene investigating.

If you have any information about this crime please contact the Thunder Bay Police Services.

Do not contact the Director of Communications because he was never a police officer. If you want to purchase advertising with local media, the Director can help you.

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11 Replies to “Attempted HEIST at the DaVinci Centre, safe almost stolen”

  1. I am not sure why you keep mentioning about the police communications director in your updates. We all know the police have very poor communication with the public. I don’t think putting him down is going to make him do his job any better. I think maybe the public should start a petition to remove him and hire someone that will keep the public informed. I am glad to see that you keep us informed about what is happening in our City. Keep up the great work!!!

    1. talking down about the Director is needed. That f***ing duckweed piece of s**t needs to learn to talk to us or weโ€™ll hate his guts for as long as heโ€™s the Director of TBPS not telling us a single god damn thing

  2. Cheap Chinese dolly foiled the crime. Not only is the tire flat/blown, the bolts holding both halves of the wheel assembly all mostly missing, on both wheels! Lol! Either that all happened during the process or the thieves were too stupid to make sure they had decent equipment before their attempt. Its kinda cute!

  3. OHHH!
    So close huh guys?
    Bet you could almost taste that loot lol.
    Then ya blow a tire – no doubt leaving your prints all over the dolly.
    Stupidity at its finest!

  4. Somebody needs to fire this useless director.The citizens of Thunder Bay have a right to know what is going on in this city.WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?

  5. Apparently the TBPS Director of Communications loves his Soy Lattes, and soy is scientifically proven to increase estrogen levels in men. As a result Iโ€™m sure heโ€™s really busy trying to control his emotions, and the growth of his man boobs.

  6. Why not do it? If they get caught they just get released anyway. Win win, feel bad for the police, wasting their time.
    Do you honestly think they dust for prints? Cโ€™mon

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